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Re: Storytime!

Postby Zombzeh Nayt-o! on Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:17 pm

littlebean wrote:Ya poor Mel got analed by Kentucky Fried Chicken and had to work, I wish she could have played Date Rape Barbie with us. I seriously wish she has internet so she could be on this forum. ;_;


Ditto to both. ;_; You must seek for interwebs and provide!

littlebean wrote:And Nate you were pretty tall, when you sat in the car your knees were up to your fucking chest, nice try dude.


I was seated between two attractive girls. I'm willing to sacrifice my comfort for opportunities like that. It is the way of manliness which I must follow.

littlebean wrote:If my MP3 player is Hell then you better be good or else when you die you'll be fuckin stuck with it FOREVER!


. . . . . !!! Fuck, that'll put the fear of God in me.

littlebean wrote:o////o *blushes at compliments* Well your girlfriend has the nicest clearest skin I've ever seen. I want to touch it alll day. >_>;


After she sleeps, her skin becomes twice as soft and twice as warm. Next time we're all together, we'll have to let her nap. She's the only person I've ever met who's like that.
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Re: Storytime!

Postby Memory of a Tragedy. on Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:43 am

I demand pictures of the female population of Dystopia.
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Re: Storytime!

Postby Baleron87 on Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:49 am

Lol... I concur with Memory. More pictures, please!
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Re: Storytime!

Postby Lemon on Mon Oct 20, 2008 11:43 am

I reiterate my previous demands and halfway concur with the two above me. Moar pictures of the male folk. But not Kevin. His sex would melt the servers.
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Re: Storytime!

Postby Loki on Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:57 pm

Does Utopia even have a pictures thread?
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Re: Storytime!

Postby Zombzeh Nayt-o! on Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:43 am

I think my last post made Ange a little bit afraid of me. =(
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Re: Storytime!

Postby Memory of a Tragedy. on Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:46 am

Creeped me out a bit too. Nonetheless, I'll rub up on her.


In other news, which one of you Canadians would like to adopt me?
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