Dystopia

Whilst perusing the television channels late yesterday, it came to my attention that there were several more medication commercials than normal. Watching these (in the midst of watching a rather badass documentary on Musashi on the history channel; yeah, I know, I'm a bit of a loser for that.), it struck me that the vast majority of these medications have worse side effects than whatever the fuck they're supposed to cure.

Like they cure depression but may cause, migraines, nosebleeds, uncontrollable and/or painful diarrhea, stomach cramps, nausea, muscle aches and unexplained weight gain...

Makes me a little afraid for the future of medicine.

Like is the cure for cancer going to make you contract a rare strain of flesh-eating Ebola/ Aids?!

I mean, the side effects alone would have most people like 'You know, I'm depressed but that shit would just push me to emo-wrist-slitting suicide. Maybe I don't have it so bad.'

Just checking to be sure I'm not the only person noticing this.

Btw, I'm pretty sure Kyle is the source of these medications....especially the one that gives you Ebola/ Aids!!! 0.0

I has been caught. T-T

Some of you know I've been doing Clinical Research for a new study drug. Now you know what it's for. o.x

I'm so ashamed right now......so ashamed....

Does this mean you have the Ebola/Aids too, Skylar?! Damn it...I forgot what a man-whore Kyle can be. By now, half the site is contaminated! They'll be no escape soon... Resistance will be futile! Now would probably be a good time to retreat to my underground bunker. Once Nate gets it, I'll have an army of undead, Ebola/Aids ridden zombies to deal with. Not to mention they'll be homosexual...

Homosexual zombies...*shudders* They might be even more evil than Nazi ninjas!

Are you accusing me of having sex with Nate and Skylar, or just Skylar...and accusing her of having sex with Nate? > <;

Yes, but it's your own balls, really.

iz laik parahdocks.

O o;

Is...is there something you would like to share with the class, Alex? Maybe...maybe something about a secret sibling or government experimentation? Hrm?

-Begin Transmission-

Geez, guys, focus! The world is danger of being overrun by homosexual zombies spreading Ebola/Aids and here you two are bickering...unless, of course, both of you are okay with gay undead. I guess you might be. I mean, sodomy whilst being gnawed over by the cannibalistic sodomizer may just be you two guys' cup of tea. To each his own, I guess.

I stick to my bunker full of rations, chainsaws, sawed-off shotguns, and ammunition.

Enjoy the toothy anal rape!

-End Transmission-

Lawl, textual evidence. I have a new signature addition.

I'm innocent.

Skylar's Ebola/Aids free?! Sweet! Now I drag her down to my bunker and, after killing all the zombie homosexuals, repopulate the planet!

It seems that I and not the meek shall inherit the Earth!

O_O

lolrape

Another odd observation...

Ever notice that single old women invariably became crazy, cat-keeping, agoraphobes and single old men invariably are either widowers, gay, or the most miserable fucks in existence?


My idea to avoid this: be married and/or dead by age 50. Commit samurai style ritual suicide at the event of wife's death. Think its called Seppuku...

I mean, once I get old enough to shit myself and be unable to control it, I would rather be taken out back like Ol' Red and put out of my misery. At that age, I figure I had a good run. The afterlife can't be that bad.

Besides, based on the plot of Dante's Inferno, I've got a plan to conquer Hell anyway. *rolls up the blueprints and stuffs into pockets*

And then, you guys got nothing to worry about. I'll build you guys an amusement park down there. It'll be a blast!