by Syntaphar on Fri May 21, 2010 9:02 pm
Dario had a few choice words for Xavier. Some of which could not be repeated in mixed company and the rest of which were entirely made up AND could not be repeated in mixed company. these were only multiplied when Xavier threw the table. Sturdy looking thing, too. And Dario hated dodging like he couldn't dodge. Yet he had to, because the people were still running out. He would leap backwards and fall flat on his back just in time for the table to fly over him and still look like a lucky break. He would yell at the dashing people, encouraging them further: "The paranoia has set in! Everyone run! I'll try to stop him!"
While Xavier was preparing, so would Dario. In his sitting position, ready to diveroll out of the way of whatever came next, he would roll up his sleeves and pant legs beneath his apron, so he could be armed (and legged) at a moments notice by removing the coat. After that, he would get up and spread his legs, keeping his center of gravity low for dodging purposes.. If he wasn't further preoccupied, he would remove his gloves and kick of his shoes, stretching his hands and feet out in the air he hadn't touched with them in a good long while. Once everyone else was gone, he would throw off his chef's apron, revealing his Xexorian right arm, New Xexorian left arm, Kalmarden born right leg and Cizokian left leg, all of different sizes, agility and strength, razor wire gleaming from all of them. And not one donated of free will. He would yell at Xavier: "When ya get ta hell, Gottheit, tell 'em I sent ya! they'll give ya a discount!"