Loaded Bowl

[littlebean]

Fuck all of you Mandas Ememone and I had the sickest rp in an msn group chat. You can only DREAM of surpassing it in all it's glory.


Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
1010% says:
One day Ututu went to Ange's house and knocked on her door loudly and said some things that were scary to her. Mainly about dicks and how they would cry.
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says: this was emilys post
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
OKAY
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Ange did not want dicks to cry, she invited the man in and offered him a rag of ginn, and called her friend Amanda, asking her what she should do about ututu and the sobbing penises
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Also ange left for a bit to pee and grab something to drink
Mandaz says:
Amanda lol'd heartilly
1010% says:
That is when it happened and Ututu cried so loudly and with so much rage that the world fell to it's knees and cried with him. Why did Ange not like him and why would she do something like 'pee'.
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Angelina returned with a cold fresh cranberry cocktail and banana bread. Upon seeing the stranger cry in her house she lolled heartily with Amanda and ate her bread in front of him but DIDNT GIVE HIM ANY
Mandaz says:
Manda latched on to Ange's bread because she is poor, cold, starving, and suave. Also, she cannot pay much atttention to things, so she resorts to petty theft and trickery to make up for it.
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Angelina let amanda eat her bread because secretly she had a fetish for it. She didnt question how she arrivd all the way to canada because she knew she hired a genie to bring her here. WHAT OF THE WEEPING COCKS!? She asked UTUTU in a regal voice, exposing her bare ass hoping to entice him into answering her.
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Also she couldnt open her cranberry juice and died trying
1010% says:
Ututu cried and said "They weep because you do not feed the rest of the world with the food you are currently holding in your hands. If you do not feed the starving cocks how will they keep in their tears."
1010% says:
Ututu shook his head "They are not strong like you two."
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Angelina was dead, and from her dead asshole which was left exposed on the ground hundreds of attractive men, made from banana bread sprang forth. WE WILL FEED THE COCKS GRACIOUS UTUTU. They said. A particularly handsome one named gogeegobo deedooo poopinlots approached amanda. "I hope you arent allergic to bread" he said.
Mandaz says:
In a fantastic display of emo martyrdom, Manda swallows the bread in one gulp and passes out, welcoming sleep and looking forward to the fantastic asphixiation high that will come of this after the coma
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
gogeegobo deedoo poopin lots wept tears made of very riped banana for the loss of amanda. So many women died before him, and he wanted only to wrap his freshly baked arms around the beautiful maiden. Without any good ideas in his high fibre cranium he turned to UTUTU for advice. "My lord what can I do to save her?" He asked
1010% says:
Then Emily walked in holding a piece of paper with badly drawn porn on it. "Hey dudes, look at th-" Seeing what had happened to everyone she put the porn she drew on the ground and walked away slowly yet somewhat youthfully.

Ututu made a noise that sounded like "utuhulululhuhu parep peep peep poop" and rubbed everyones eyelashes with eyebrows.
1010% says:
"This is all I can do my son." Ututu said. Then he waited to see what would happen.
Mandaz says:
Metaphysically intrigued by this porn, Amanda's soul reenters her body. The bread is then taken down the wild ride of digestion as she focred the dough wad down her throat. With a childlike fancy she hopped to her feet, hoping it was gay porn.
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Ange was also pretty fuckin pumped about the porn and undied, running after it with her dick in her hands. "Wait for me Amanda! Also hi Emily!" She said, twirling jumping and skipping as she did so. "My mother knew I would die one day" Said gogeegobo deedoo poopinlots with a gun in his mouth,
1010% says:
Emily came back and was like "oops. I dropped my porn" and then picked it up. She looked at it very hard and squinted her eyes as she did so. The fact was, it was very bad. The face of the man had been replaced with a diamond shaped thing while the lady, the other man and the large asian giant all had no nipples.

Ututu smiled and nodded very hard when he saw what was happening.
1010% says:
"This is what I wanted. Also what the world wanted. I think I might have to nooooo."
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
OMG IM STILL TRYING TO OPEN UP THIS FUCKINGF JUICE
1010% says:
aurhh KICK IT
1010% says:
WITH YOUR BOOBS
Mandaz says:
i am about ready to pass out and die
Gepo- Yeasty Yuletide says:
Ange yelled so loud that she came all over the picture and her semen drew nipples on the nipplesless people. Bread and batter also splattered all over the picture when gogeegobo deedoo poopinlots shot himself in the head. The combination of bread , semen and pornography turned the picture into a baby.