So, yeah . . .

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

I'm not going to do the horrendous load of accounts that I used to do. Instead, I'm just going to have two. "Zombzeh Nayt-o!" will be my OOC account, and I'll post IC with my "Nayt" account.

Expect my post count to reach epic levels.

[Clint M.]

Expect my posts to be epic and influence others in superlative ways never imagined variable.

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

As my biggest influence, Ernest Hemingway demands that none of my posts retain any high level of epic. Moderate, maybe. But moderate may be the extent of it for me. =(

[Lemon]

How does Hemmingway demand you NOT be epic? He fucking shot himself in the head with a shotgun. Twice.

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

Only epic in real actions. Not epic in writing.

Action wise, I'm going to die by way of a head on collision with a meteor. I think that's epic enough for one lifetime.

[Skylar]

That sig makes you epic already. True story.

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

I feel pretty epic when I wear it. I'm not going to lie.

[Angel]

And the blood shall reign, so does that sig set.

Yo, Nayt thanks for inviting me back.

[Shin]

What happens if I squeeze the lemon?

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

You're welcome, Jenn.

Also, Lemon likes to be squeezed, from what I heard. You don't want to go down that route.

[marvel.]

What happens if I squeeze the lemon?

Y'know, I was thinking the exact same thing...

But, for some reason I really don't wanna know...

You're welcome, Jenn.

Also, Lemon likes to be squeezed, from what I heard. You don't want to go down that route.

Oh... Glad I didn't ask, phew!

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

I know a guy that supposedly did it before. He used to be a straight laced, Church on Sundays, Christian man. Never heard 'em use a single curse word.

Since that day, he's been all about donkey shows.

It's pretty fuckin' scary, man.

[marvel.]

*gulp*

[Shin]

So THATS what happened to you Nate?

I was really wondering why you sent me all those donkey porn links.

[Zombzeh Nayt-o!]

You stop. Yeah.

Yeah, you, Dean.

You heard me.