Her tongue was a Ferret

[Mandaz]

I want to show you all what is possibly the epitome of fantasy writing. I hope to be able to someday capture the form of a woman in words as eloquently as this accomplished writer has.

This is the challenge i offer to Dystopia. You must read both pages. Do not stop. Do not wipe the blood away.

http://vandonovan.livejournal.com/1088311.html

[Alex]

Oh Jesus, I... I lost it at: "You are quite beautiful, Princess Bronwyn." I'm pretty sure this beats that one time I saw a dude in a Y! Chat room take 5 posts to describe a blade of glass. It was, however; a magnificent blade of grass.

[littlebean]

Drawing this.

[Sage]

Oh Jesus, I... I lost it at: "You are quite beautiful, Princess Bronwyn." I'm pretty sure this beats that one time I saw a dude in a Y! Chat room take 5 posts to describe a blade of glass. It was, however; a magnificent blade of grass.

Blades made of glass ftfw, tbh.



Also, my navel is a drowsy cat's eye, as well. Fact.

[littlebean]

I tried to include everything. Her tongue helmet hair her scythe eyes, her bird eyes her bracelet teeth, purse mouth, ferret tongue citrus tits, parsley neck, window shoulders snake spine, cat eye belly button, wheat pubes scarab cunt, bun ass highway arms, incense fingers, sandstone thighs, quill legs wooden feet and snail toes, and what I got was a FUCKIN SEXY BITCH.



HOTTEST PRINCESS.

[Skylar]

I'll never look at wheat the same again...........never.